Ottawa Man finds contents of U-Haul truck in driveway, horribly confused

"CB" (jrcb) 03/02/2016 at 13:42 • Filed to: Ottawalopnik

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Ottawa Man in a state of bewliderment

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! This guy woke up to find a bunch of stuff in his driveway, which was apparently dumped by a U-Haul overnight. Contents include:

An unopened Wii console.

A probably overdue book from the Kingston Frontenac Public Library.

Some kind of a cupboard.

A box of billiard cues.

Children’s toys.

A package containing 200-300 CDs.

Once again, Ottawa problems.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB 03/02/2016 at 13:48

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I’d have kept it.

CB > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/02/2016 at 13:50

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I mean, he still has it, so he might keep it? I dunno, he looks like the kind of guy who might have fun going Wii bowling.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB 03/02/2016 at 13:52

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Nah. Too physically demanding. He can’t move it himself. Why won’t the city do something?

CB > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 03/02/2016 at 13:53

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Because it’s not on city property, so it’s not the city’s problem, apparently.

The Ghost of Oppo > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:05

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I’d hold a name your own price yard sale

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:06

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In the United States, this would have happened in Florida.

smobgirl > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:08

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Meanwhile, some kid who just moved to Ottawa, KS is having a temper tantrum because his toys are missing.

fifanatic > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:18

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Seems there’s quite a ruse on, there’s only one (or two) person for the job.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:53

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Can’t see the video at work, but sell the Wii (or keep it if it’s a Wii U), buy a used billiards table, use the cues, donate the toys, and keep the CDs you want or sell them all because who uses CDs anyways. Oh, and the cupboard can be used in the new billiards room for alcohol storage and access.

dietryng > CB 03/02/2016 at 14:53

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according to the rules of “finders keepers”, the dude is stuck with the stuff.

losers weepers need not apply.

thebigbossyboss > CB 03/02/2016 at 15:19

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Almost as good as the mighty milk truck chase.

ttyymmnn > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:07

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What, no hockey sticks? Send it back.